Dear University of Wisconsin Madison Badger Girlfriend,
I recognize the Bucky Badger mascot on your school colors t-shirt. And I have to confess I think I have fallen in love with you and your non nude self shot pics. In April I was in love with the Jessica Alba lookalike girl, in May I didn’t have a crush. Alas, I have a girlfriend I’m committed to and so I only crush on girls whose self shot photos I see online.
Badger Girl, you have the most beautiful hazel eyes in your non-nude self shots. You have the most expressive lips. You rise above camwhores to a new level of angelic babes. In this photo, you are saying in such a sweet shy way: hi. I felt weak when I first saw your self shot pic. You have it, it is something that transcends the typical camwhoring self shot girls.
You remind me of Rose McGowan. I remember when I first saw Rose McGowan in the tv show Charmed. She was Charmed, the other Charmed bitches, where are they now? Nowhere. Well, another Charmed actress and perennial girlfriend Alyssa Milano has her own girly baseball t-shirt line that she dreamt up after dating pitcher Barry Zito of the Giants. But you Badger Girl, you could be an actress. You charm the camera with your non-nude selfpics.
I love the sprinkle of freckles on your cute nose and how you don’t need to put on lipstick or make-up to look like the beautiful girlfriend babe you are. If I only knew who you were, I’d head into Madison in my white Mustang and take you away from your dorm room and ride off into Wisconsin sunset.
To see more of my new Badger girlfriend, whose beauty I’d rather keep to myself, but I realize that would be too selfish not to share her non-nude self shot photos ← click on the hyperlink or click on her photo and be charmed.
Enough of the celebrity self shot photos and self shot photo scandals, it’s time to go back to the real self shot girls, the beautiful amateur camwhore girlfriends and babes. After seeing this non-nude emo babe, I think purple is my new favorite color. I don’t see too many altgirls with real purple hair, not just hair extensions. Mostly I see a lot of cherry red and neon blue hair and Harajaku inspired hair extensions. This girl rocks the purple hair. Maybe it’s a new purple-licious Manic Panic color.
So just like the other Emo Girl who reminded me of the Rolling Stones song “She’s a Rainbow”, this girl reminds me of the Jimi Hendrix classic “Purple Haze”. Now before someone leaves a comment on this blog post that Purple Haze was actually a nickname for a type of acid popular back in the 60’s and 70’s, dude I already know that. But just gazing at this emo self shot girl, you could think you were hallucinating. Check out these lines from “Purple Haze”:
Purple haze all around
Don’t know if I’m going up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
Whatever it is that girl put a spell on me
Yes, the non nude emo girl with the purple hair has put a spell on me and if you want her to put a spell on you, check out her emo self shot photos!
Gabbie the super babe has one of the hottest self shot camwhore galleries I’ve seen in a while, stripping down from clothed to semi-clothed to bikini to nude! She has one of the most bangin’ girlfriend bods too. Check out her sweet B cup tits, sexy belly button piercing, shaved ‘n’ tight little twat.
What I wouldn’t give to have a hottie girlfriend like Gabbie send me her camwhoring pics to my iPhone so I’d new self shot pics handy, pun intended. These self shot girls love to tease and show off. Each girlfriend selfpic is a precious gift to us horny guys and we should appreciate seeing real girls nude or even non-nude girlfriends. It’s way better than viewing dr. frankenstein creations a/k/a plastic porn stars. Real girls rule and should rule the internet. They already rule Facebook, Twitpic, Flickr and other social networking sites. Hopefully you guys have a few camwhore hotties sexting you pics to your smart phone. If my gf ever made me clean out my iPhone of all the camwhore self shot photos that I’ve saved, I’d seriously have to break off with her. My private collection of self shot pics is sacred!
Every day I fall in love with some new girl on the internet. If my gf only knew, she’d kill me over and over. Today I fell in love with this smokin’ hot Jessica Alba lookalike babe with a delicious non-nude self shot gallery. Though this busty camwhore hottie doesn’t go full nude dammit, this non-nude babe definitely knows how to show off her assets.
I confess I used to worship Jessica Alba’s ass, I thought she had the hottest ass in the universe. I had a secret collection of Jessica Alba ass pics on my computer to wap to, but now I think that collection will be replaced by Jessica Alba 2.0 – the superior version of Jessica Alba. With an upgraded booty. Have you ever seen such an ass. A perfect ass makes me weak.
So in Jessica Alba 2.0’s self shot non-nude gallery are heartbreaking beautiful girlfriend pics. I think like Jessica Alba, this girlfriend babe is Latina or part Latina and lives in Southern California. No details go unnoticed, yes I am a self shot photo sleuth who plays I Spy with camwhore pics. I Spy a surfboard leaning against the wall, I Spy shell chimes on the door. Is she a surfer girl? Don’t tell me this girlfriend babe has a surfer dude boyfriend, lame. Everyone knows surfer boyfriends are the lamest.
Regardless if she’s doing some lame bongboy surfer, enjoy her awesome non-nude girlfriend selfpics gallery from one of the hottest girlfriend babes I’ve seen and believe me, cuz I run this self shot girls site, I see thousands of self shot girls per year.
fucking bored so me and Jenn are taking selfpics. we like taking cocktease self shots and sexting them. its fun to get guys all worked up over how fine we are, maybe they jerk off? dunno but it would be hot if they did. sometimes they send pics back to us too. hotness. well if u wanna see more including me and Jenn messing around like in the bathroom mirror doing selfpics then clicky and cum play with us.
we’re hot we know it we aren’t afraid to show it. we do turns taking selfpics and we do some hot self shots together. why are we bored? right now we don’t have BF’s, we’re teens, legal not jailbait plus we’re horny. we took a lot of pics too. did you click yet? cum see.
Kyle’s rich-ass parents were away for the weekend, sailing to Catalina Island on some regatta thingie. So Kyle threw a totally sick party at his parents amazing mansion in Topanga Canyon in the Santa Monica mountains. The house has total privacy so we could party loud and get wild. We ended up naked in the jacuzzi spa later, but one of Kyle’s friends Will snapped this sundown party picture of me and Lizbeth doing some teen lesbian boobie smashing. Boobie smashing is when you get a little lezzie and pull up or pull off your shirts, bras or bikini tops and smash your big boobies together and show off how hawt you are. As you can tell we’re a little sunburned as we’d been laying out by the pool. I’m still a little oiled up with Hawaiian Tropic! ;-)
Hey, you can see my tatt in the pic, Belle in lettering and then a 5 pointed star, it means Beautiful Star. I got a star tattoo because I read that when you get a star tattoo, you are more connected to the universe or some shit like that. The tattoo guy told me when you get a star tattoo, you will always be able to use your star to find your way home. Well we got so drunk at this party, we ended up passing out on some chaise loungers by the pool. The Mexican maid showed up the next day and she was cursing in Spanish Adios Mio over and over and was yelling at Kyle. Kyle had to slide her some Benjamins to get her to clean up the frickin mess and not say anything to his parents. So then I used my star, actually my GPS on my cell phone to get out of the winding canyon roads and Lizbeth and I made our way home totally hungover.
