This past week was a hot week for hacked celebrity self shot photos. Hacked self shot photos of Scarlett Johansson surfaced and were posted all over the web. Just as quickly, cease and desist emails and letters were sent out by Scarlett’s attorney to take down her celebrity self shots. No confirmation was ever made by Scarlett that the self shot photos were hers, but it was obvious when her attorney immediately got on the case of the hacked self shot photos and when the FBI was alerted to investigate, there was no doubt the photos depicted Scarlett.
The celebrity self shots showed Scarlett posing in an artistic side boob view and a rear view bathroom shot, rear view as in Scarlett’s ass nude. My opinion? The photos weren’t that hot, Scarlett looks much hotter with her clothes on and with a push-up bra leveraging her cleavage. Not that I would say the self shot photos were terribly disappointing ;-) However, the video below by the infamous Taiwanese animators who brought us the Tiger Woods car accident with Elin Nordegren chasing with a 9 iron among other amusing animations, brought us the Scarlett Johansson video featuring her hacked celebrity self shot photos story.
In addition to hacked photos of Scarlett Johansson, we were teased with the thought of Mila Kunis self shot photos as Mila’s cell phone was hacked and photos on her cell phone were exposed on the web, except none of her photos were nude self shot photos. Dammit! Her hacked cell phone photos featured a naked penis though. OK whose penis was it, was the burning question of the week. Justin Timberlake denied it was his penis. God forbid it was McCaulay Culkin’s penis (Culkin is her ex-boyfriend).
The cell phone hacking ring has been busy: Jessica Alba, Blake Lively, Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson, to name a few of the hotties whose hacked self shot celebrity photos which been exposed on the internet.
An iPhone hacker claimed he cracked his way into a phone where there were a treasure trove of supposed nude and non-nude photos of celebrity, actress and Chanel model, Blake Lively. Of course, he exposed his hot blonde nude photo finds on the internet for people to decide for themselves if the nude self shot photos were Blake Lively or not. Blake Lively’s rep and the naysayers claimed it wasn’t Blake because she doesn’t have the moles that the nude babe has and that the naked selfpics are of a bustier blonde.
Then, the next day, the hacker delivered a non-nude photo which showed a hot blonde babe in a mirror self shot with an amazing resemblance to the popular actress and haute couture model along with over a dozen nude self shots. I’m not a Blake Lively expert. My girlfriend caught some episodes of Gossip Girl and reported her acting in the tv series was flat, but when we both saw her in the film, The Town, we agreed she was truly stellar in her trashy blonde Bostonian drug mule role.
My girlfriend didn’t think the first set of blonde self shot photos were of Blake Lively, until she saw the clothed photo and said, “If that’s not her, she has a twin!”
But then my girlfriend studied it closer and said, “It looks like a matching Chanel lipstick and nail polish shade. But those can’t be Blake Lively’s nails. She’d have a better manicure!” Nailed by the nails? I swear, chicks notice such details…
