Tanning Bed Selfies

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Within the selfie niche, there are many sub-niches like mirror shots, car shots, hand bra shots, duckface shots, etc. But one of my fave niches is tanning bed selfies where girls shoot pics of themselves in tanning beds, nude or in bikinis. You know these girls want to show off their banging bodies. And the view of looking down the length of their bods, tits first, is boner-ific. These girls are already obsessed with their look since they’re tanning salon whore-lets to begin with. Some of these chicks shoot before, during and after their session to show off their fake ‘n’ bake suntan progression to the world, well make that Instagram.

Some of these girls will upload their tanned pics to self shot pay sites and make a little spare change for their salon visits. Last time I checked into a tanning salon membership, because I was feeling a little pale in the winter, it was like $33 a month for max 2 visits a week. So yeah, why not sell some titty pics and make enough to hit the salon with a vengeance. Some of these girls will only sell their body pics, like they have no hang-up about being topless or nude online, but won’t show their faces. They like being an anonymous cock tease.

To see more of this big-titted tanning salon babe, click her pic or click the link below to see more selfpics of girls with big tits.

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Please Make Kim Kardashian Stop Taking Selfies!!!

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Kim Kardashian is one of the biggest selfie addicts in the entire world. Every day online, it seems like there is some new attention whore self shot photo of Kim making the rounds in the tabloids and gossip blogs, as if the most important media event of the day was that Kim Kardashian took another selfie and posted it to Instagram. I am sure that while Kim takes hundreds of selfies a week, she is so vain that she and her pimp mother manager have to sort thru these pics for the most perfectly posed self shots and then dispatch them to Kim’s personal Photoshop Sweatshop of Hell where a bunch of Filipinos digitally enhance her pics and make her look like she isn’t some desperate fat-assed botoxed celeb on the wrong side of thirty. Which is impossible. I wish I could erase all of Kim’s infamous self shots from my mind, but some of them are permanently seared into my brain matter, for which no amount of drugs or alcohol will make them go away. Apparently, nothing will make Kim Kardashian stop taking selfies, not even being preggo, post-preggo, nothing!

The only thing that came close to stopping Kim K from posting her selfies to Instagram, but not from taking these selfpics, was when Instagram changed their TOS announcing they owned the rights to all the photos uploaded there. Kim, the Kween of Instagram, threw a temper tantrum about this. Apparently, her hissy fit was resolved, maybe Kim got special dispensation due to being selfy royalty.

Body Painting Selfies

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Girls go to body painting booths to get body painting done by hand or sprayed on. Body painting booths are all the rage in Miami Beach where you can even get a spray on bikini so you can go nude to the beach (except for your body paint). Or you can get some artistic body painting done before hitting the clubs. Body painting is part of the body art scene, but the best part about body painting is that it isn’t permanent like tattoos. You have to live with a tattoo and even deal with tattoo regret in case you feel that terrible remorse for getting that regrettable tatt one nite when you were drunk and you and all your gfs got tatted together. Unless you dare to get progressive laser removal treatments which are painful, expensive and don’t completely remove the tattoo, but just make it look like a faded memory. Body painting allows you to express your changing moods without regret.

This altgirl shares a selfie with us of her own body painting of a garland of flowers. She was too shy to show her face, but who cares when she showed just about everything else. See more of this selfie slut and other altgirls taking self shot pics when you click the pic below.

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Self Shot Fails

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One of the things that sometimes cracks me up about girls taking selfies is when their pets are in the shot and are totally bored or nonchalant about their owner stripping naked and showing off the goods. I saw a gallery once on The Chive featuring self shot fails where girls were posing and their pets were in the shot or even worse fails. All you have to do to see self shot fails like this is google “self shot fails”.

This Vanessa Hudgens girlfriend lookalike has a big selfpics gallery and she even shows off the bush. It’s trimmed and neat, not out of control. (Sorry, I’m just not a fan of the 60’s and 70’s bush resurgence in popularity.) This pretty girl has a cute baby fat muffin top and perky tits in her selfies gallery. You should take a look how she starts out clothed in a cute summer dress then strips down to black bra then totally naked for us. Take some time to appreciate the time and energy this girl put into her self shot pics. Click the pic below to see all her pics full size!

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Scene Girl Selfie

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OK this scene girl bought some fake tits at the fake titty store, but she is still fkn hot! She looks like Minka Kelly and she has a nice place or else her bf does. Check out the expensive leather furniture, custom paint job on the walls, full bar and everything. I can’t quite read what her tatt says, it’s reversed out in the mirror, but she’s obviously into putting blaring body art on her amazing body and doesn’t mind sharing it with us! Looks like she just got back from Starbucks and is getting re-energized with a medium latte. Her smile looks natural, not like one of those forced fake smiles that girls pop out for their selfpics. I’m giving some space on my blog to this tattooed scene chick. I think she deserves to be featured here. She brought me a boner that I’m going to have to take care of now. And you can click on her pic to see more of her and other tattoo and scene girls at My Alternative GF.

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Girls Go Crazy With Selfies

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Nowadays, girls go crazy with creating selfies. It’s becoming more and more popular to take self shot pictures and post them on the internet, especially on sites where comments can be made on photos. They love being told how cute or hot they are in their self shot pictures. When they start being told about how sexy they look and how fkn adorable they are, they start taking an increased number of self shot photos and do it more frequently. It seems like they get addicted to self shots, but should we care about their addiction? Below is just one reason why naked self shots are so hot!

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The hot babes on SeeSelfShots.com are just hundreds of thousands or even millions of self shot addicts who love to snap hot pics of themselves any chance they get, especially when they’re in front of a mirror after a shower or getting dressed or feeling the desperate need for attention that girls feel. Some of these selfie sluts have the hottest bodies. And better yet, they have mastered taking best self shot photos you’ve seen in your life. Here’s another hottie who takes great selfies.

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This hottie felt it was the perfect time to take a self shot photo right before she got into her sexy red dress for a dance later that evening. She looks super hot in only her green panties that would look even better on a bedroom floor, right? She has the ultimate body and perfect swurvy curves that are just the right shape to grab while … oh wait… you get the picture.

How to Take Self Shot Pics

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There are many ways to take self shot photos, but many of them aren’t exactly awesome or attractive. For example, it seems like every girl out there wants to take self shots while they look like a duck with their lips all pushed out. Not exactly sexy, but it’s better than some of the other self shots which don’t look attractive at all. Here’s some tips on how you can take good self shot photos that people will really enjoy and maybe even drool over!

Tip 1: Never, ever take a photo with a friend then crop them out of it to pass off your pic as a self shot. Everyone can tell that you’ve done this and it is an unacceptable practice among self shot fans. You know you want people to admire your beauty, so don’t cheat on taking self shots.

Tip 2: Some self shots can be taken in just one shot because the randomness of them, as well as the timing of them, may be absolutely perfect. This would create a very genuine self shot. However, sometimes it may take many tries to get the best self shot pictures. Sometimes you may not get the right angle, or the right look from your eyes, or the right lighting. Other times, you may not get the right facial expression for your self shot photo. So, don’t get discouraged if your self shots don’t work out to begin with.

Tip 3: The angle of the self shot plays a key role in how well it turns out. If you’re taking a self shot with the camera below chin level, all you’re going to see is a huge chin. If you hold your camera too high above your head, you’re going to look like you’re straining to look at the camera. Holding the camera at the proper angle ensures that you get a good angle on your eyes, nose, cheeks, jaw line, hair and everything else that makes your face, your face. Nobody wants to see self shots of your chin or your forehead, so make sure you take your self shots at the right angle!

Tip 4: Take your self shots in daylight. Artificial light gives a bad look in self shots because they don’t capture the natural beauty and glow of your skin. Don’t take self shots in the dark, because the flash will make you look like Casper the ghost, and will not capture the angles of your face that many people absolutely love. The best self shots are taken at random, during the day, with a great angle and good light from the sun.

Tip 5: Have fun with taking self shots! This is not a serious thing, and you’re not going to win an award for best self shot photos. Make funny faces. Make sensual, seductive faces. Pout your lips and eyes. do something that you know guys love to see and things that make guys melt. Tease them with those sexy eyes and those plump, red lips. You know how to do it!

Tip 6: Get creative by using apps that you can find on the Play Store and App Store! There are many apps out there that you can use to do modifications to your photos, and some of them are pretty awesome. You want to have some variety of self shots when you’re posting them on popular sites like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc. If you have hundreds of the exact same types of self shots such as pout faces, people will get a bit bored with that and eventually go find new self shots to ogle over.

Tip 7: Taking self shots is all about you being the natural you. Trying to be fake is never going to work. If you’re in a bad mood or feeling down, it will transmit into the message of that self shot and people won’t be too interested in it. Be in a happy mood, bouncy, whatever floats your boat. Take those random self shots while you’re enjoying yourself. If you have a favorite activity that you think might produce a great self shot picture, then snap a few! You’ll never know whether you look super hot doing whatever it is that you’re doing til you post it for everyone to see and enjoy!

Show Me Your Tits !

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Seriously, this chick needs to take off her shiny silver string bikini now. Didn’t she take slut courses online to learn how to be a real slut and not just tease us with a nipple poke and a twat flash? What a hot bitchin’ brunette with a nice crib, too. So many times with selfies, if you look a little closer at the selfpics, you can tell the girls are living in hovels. Their places are a fkn mess! Ok, I shouldn’t complain, because it’s not like I’m the epitome of good housekeeping. But sometimes I like seeing a classier babe flashing the goods in a nice bedroom, you know, some ambience, instead of sleaze. Not that you would turn down the pussy in either location. See more selfies of this Latina or Italian babe at GF Melons where the girls have nice big tetas and tatas, no matter if they are fakes or realz. I detect real tits on this girl, my faves. I like the feel of soft tits. Click on the pic of this bikini hottie above or the link below to see more big titties in sexy selfies!

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BadAss GFs

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Remember that song “I Want Candy” on the Napoleon Dynamite soundtrack? Well, as soon as I saw this girl’s beautiful twin lollipop candy tattoo, that song came to my dirty mind and yes… I want candy. This candy girl is featured on BadAss GFs, a girlfriend site devoted to self shot girls and camwhoring GFs who like showing off their tattoos, piercings and bleached, dyed, manic panic or koolaid ombre hair. The girls on the site cross all the major GF trends from punk, emo, goth, rocker, scene girl and more. But one thing is for sure, they are bad ass. And they all look like girlfriends you would want to hook up with.

This girl is a def knockout, pierced nipples, amazing lower belly swag tattoo, pale creamy skin, crystal blue eyes, platinum blonde hair. She has an innocent look that contrasts with her not so innocent sexy poses. I love that fucking contrast. I had to fap to this scene girl’s luscious gallery where she shows off her tits and shaved pussy. Now, as the song goes “I want candy all the time.” And so will you. Click her photos to check out more of this candy girl.

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Hand Bra Girls

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You know us dudes don’t get invited to hand bra parties where slutty camwhoring emo girls are taking self shots showing off their boobs, guarding their nipples with hand bras. But when we see hand bra girls pics like this, well, we can do more than imagine a little lezzie party where emo girls take self pics and lick a little kitty. A double dipper, 2 girls doing hand bras while the third takes the self shot, perfecto! I wondered how many more pics of these hot emo girls were in their gallery, so I took a peek. Wowza. Not only were there pics of these self shooting emo babes, but a lot of other scene whores with or without their clothes, so you could say: clothing optional haha. MyAlternativeGF.com is the hot spot for self shot and other pics and videos of altgirls making sure their hotness isn’t hidden in their bedroom behind their computer facebooking it for hours or reading 50 Shades of Grey on their mom’s Kindle. These girls aren’t shy. Camwhoring is more popular than ever and you should take a free peek too at these emo sluts and other scene babes. Click the pic and grab your dick!

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