Dear University of Wisconsin Madison Badger Girlfriend,
I recognize the Bucky Badger mascot on your school colors t-shirt. And I have to confess I think I have fallen in love with you and your non nude self shot pics. In April I was in love with the Jessica Alba lookalike girl, in May I didn’t have a crush. Alas, I have a girlfriend I’m committed to and so I only crush on girls whose self shot photos I see online.
Badger Girl, you have the most beautiful hazel eyes in your non-nude self shots. You have the most expressive lips. You rise above camwhores to a new level of angelic babes. In this photo, you are saying in such a sweet shy way: hi. I felt weak when I first saw your self shot pic. You have it, it is something that transcends the typical camwhoring self shot girls.
You remind me of Rose McGowan. I remember when I first saw Rose McGowan in the tv show Charmed. She was Charmed, the other Charmed bitches, where are they now? Nowhere. Well, another Charmed actress and perennial girlfriend Alyssa Milano has her own girly baseball t-shirt line that she dreamt up after dating pitcher Barry Zito of the Giants. But you Badger Girl, you could be an actress. You charm the camera with your non-nude selfpics.
I love the sprinkle of freckles on your cute nose and how you don’t need to put on lipstick or make-up to look like the beautiful girlfriend babe you are. If I only knew who you were, I’d head into Madison in my white Mustang and take you away from your dorm room and ride off into Wisconsin sunset.
To see more of my new Badger girlfriend, whose beauty I’d rather keep to myself, but I realize that would be too selfish not to share her non-nude self shot photos ← click on the hyperlink or click on her photo and be charmed.